• melbaboutown
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    15 hours ago

    I’m still trying to tee up a dental specialist… We are both being extorted by the tooth fairy. What happened to the days when losing a tooth gave you money?

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      10 hours ago

      Losing a tooth gives you money. Knowing exactly where the tooth is and wanting it to be forcibly evicted is the expensive bit.

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        10 hours ago

        Maybe if I taunt someone they might knock it out for free

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          8 hours ago

          You know when you’re doing the usual threesome thing you do on a weekend, and the moonlight’s bouncing off your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing?