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    2 months ago

    You’ve been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won’t be finding them for years to come.

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      2 months ago

      TIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.

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        The Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.

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          2 months ago

          I have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed?

          Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?