• Rusty Raven M
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    3 months ago

    TIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.

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      3 months ago

      The Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.

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        3 months ago

        I have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed?

        Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?