Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 3 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🥃 🌶️🥃🌶️ Wednesday, October 2 , 2024message-squaremessage-square188fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down11
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🥃 🌶️🥃🌶️ Wednesday, October 2 , 2024Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 3 months agomessage-square188fedilink
minus-squareunderwatermagpieslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoYou’ve been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won’t be finding them for years to come.
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoTIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.
minus-squareunderwatermagpieslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoThe Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-23 months agoI have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed? Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?
You’ve been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won’t be finding them for years to come.
TIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.
The Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.
I have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed?
Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?