• bull⚡
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    2 months ago

    I gave my 5 year old niece a kazoo

    Satan calls me for ideas

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      2 months ago

      My mother in law gave our 5 year old a very loud toy WHISTLE… sounds like you mix in the same circles 🤣 👿

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      2 months ago

      And it’s so easy when you’re evil
      This is the life, you see
      The Devil tips his hat to me
      I do it all because I’m evil
      And I do it all for free
      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

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      2 months ago

      Drummer boy carol

      The whole point of that carol is that ONLY a divine figure of mercy can tolerate a kid playing drums all the time. Maybe for Xmas?