• prime_factor
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    8 months ago

    Don’t know what’s better. A screaming junkie, or those Jesus pushers outside Footscray station that stop you so you have to take your headphones off.

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      8 months ago

      Why stop? I just hiss at them and keep going.

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        8 months ago

        When I was young and edgy, I’d tell them “nah I can’t step foot in a church, sorry, I burst into flames; I’ve tried.”

        Now I just say “no thanks” and move along lol

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          8 months ago

          I do a couple of sneaky deprogramming interactions. 🤭

          “You must really miss your family”

          “What did you used to do before you did this?” “That sounds awesome”

          “Where do you see yourself in five years time?”

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      8 months ago

      A quick and polite ‘Hail Satan’ moves them onto another target.