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  • omoikiri
    13·
    1 year ago

    I spent a good chunk of yesterday making a vanilla slice to take to dinner at mr. Omoikiri’s friend’s house tonight. Cut it all up, arranged it back in the tray. As we were running out the door, I asked him to grab the slice that was on the kitchen bench while I grabbed his drinks and my bag. Got to the front door and he’s got the slice alright. He’s also got his switch and his volleyball and his keys chucked in top of it, squashing the custard out of half of them and ruining the icing on the others.

    He’s lucky he’s so hot because it took every bit of my self control to not dump his ass right on the spot.

      • Duenan
        5·
        1 year ago

        I suspect in the process of hiding the body at the moment.

    • Duenan
      6·
      1 year ago

      Ooohh that could have been a dead man walking right there.

      Make sure you never ask him to buy bread or eggs. You just know what’ll happen.

      • omoikiri
        6·
        1 year ago

        I’m trying not to ruin the mood of the night but he’s going to get a talking down when we get home. He already got a ‘Mate, are you serious?’ And I said it in English, so he knows I’m beyond pissed.