Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
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Hey bitch next door
I can hear your fucking door
sliding back and forth
doing god-knows-fucking-what
I get you’re pissed
About my music
But I’m pissed too
So fuck you
I’ll sit here and sing
Shitty german
and get the words wrong
because I put up with you
and your gaggle of goose-
friends that cry
in the hallway
on Monday-fucking-nights
You kissed a girl
No one fucking cares
It’s 2023
You stupid white milquetoast
guilt
So slide your stupid door
Back and forth
and I’ll just turn it up louder!
Stupid hallway geese.
every monday, these two ladies habe their mates over and karaoke Katy Perry. They end up getting so drunk they cry and have D&Ms in the hallway like it’s 2007. I don’t complain, they can party, whatever. I get shitty when they make pointed remarks about hearing my music… like… they must lack self-awareness or be uber-entitled, idk. Whatever.
I have Falco’s Egoist on so, Sie können meinen Schwanz lutschen, tbh
Throw a box of tissues out the door when they start whinging.
I only have TP so that’ll have to suffice haha
Plus you can get the magnificent comet tail thing going
Holy shit I hadn’t thought of that… I’ll definitely be piffin one at them on Monday night heheh
That’s ok. I have a poem I wrote
Dear neighbour I know you have mental issues
And that is pretty sad
But when you spew racist shit
I get pretty fucking mad
That’s all I have right now.
Tbh that’s really good, it’s a great start, rhymes and in time too. I love it honestly lol
I’ll have to work on it when I’m sober. Lol
Please do!! <3