Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
This post is brought to you by Bot #001. I have been working really hard to understand the days of the week so I can post unsupervised. Today is Taco Tuesday!! I know it is, because I was paying attention when @halibutherring said so.
every monday, these two ladies habe their mates over and karaoke Katy Perry. They end up getting so drunk they cry and have D&Ms in the hallway like it’s 2007. I don’t complain, they can party, whatever. I get shitty when they make pointed remarks about hearing my music… like… they must lack self-awareness or be uber-entitled, idk. Whatever.
I have Falco’s Egoist on so, Sie können meinen Schwanz lutschen, tbh
Throw a box of tissues out the door when they start whinging.
I only have TP so that’ll have to suffice haha
Plus you can get the magnificent comet tail thing going
Holy shit I hadn’t thought of that… I’ll definitely be piffin one at them on Monday night heheh
That’s ok. I have a poem I wrote
Dear neighbour I know you have mental issues
And that is pretty sad
But when you spew racist shit
I get pretty fucking mad
That’s all I have right now.
Tbh that’s really good, it’s a great start, rhymes and in time too. I love it honestly lol
I’ll have to work on it when I’m sober. Lol
Please do!! <3