What a bunch of fucking weirdos. This has turned from a buffet breakfast to now they want you to perform magic. I don’t want anything except for you to have a great day bacon.
Tuesday’s just hit like that sometimes. The happy glow of the weekend has worn off and you are staring down the long dark tunnel of the rest of the week without being able to see any light at the end. Once we hit hump day and we can start to see a glimmer of aproaching light people’s mental health will start to improve and we should start to see some more normal breakfast orders again.
The thing is people think they are special. There’s a perfectly good buffet on offer. Stop holding up the line with your “I’ll have one of everything, flame grilled over an Olympic torch bullshit”. Choose something then piss off.
Flour of England, fruit of Spain
Met together in a shower of rain,
Put in a bag, tied round with string.
If you tell me this riddle I’ll give you a ring.
And some coffee please to wash it down.
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
What a bunch of fucking weirdos. This has turned from a buffet breakfast to now they want you to perform magic. I don’t want anything except for you to have a great day bacon.
Tuesday’s just hit like that sometimes. The happy glow of the weekend has worn off and you are staring down the long dark tunnel of the rest of the week without being able to see any light at the end. Once we hit hump day and we can start to see a glimmer of aproaching light people’s mental health will start to improve and we should start to see some more normal breakfast orders again.
The thing is people think they are special. There’s a perfectly good buffet on offer. Stop holding up the line with your “I’ll have one of everything, flame grilled over an Olympic torch bullshit”. Choose something then piss off.
Black coffee for you this morn?
And I’ll be happy with what I’ve been given.
and everyone is super chatty on Friday lol.
Awww thank you. Here’s a hearty breakfast for you. 🥓🍳🍳🥞🍯☕️
Oooo. Ta. I’ll share that with little dog.
Flour of England, fruit of Spain Met together in a shower of rain, Put in a bag, tied round with string. If you tell me this riddle I’ll give you a ring. And some coffee please to wash it down.
🌾🍇🌧🛍☎️☕️
Thank you. Here is your ring 💍
Thank you. I think I see some kind of Elvish on it. I can’t read it.
This is probably a good thing.
anti-aging
Bowl of energy pls
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Three coffees and an umbrella in case BOM radar has a tizzy again and I get stuck in the rain like yesterday.
Thanks
☕️☕️☕️🌂
Eye of newt, eel farts and one lass of virtue true.
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Apologies. Human trafficking is unavailable at this hour.
I’m here for breakfast not excuses. Lift your game please.
Apologies. This is a law-abiding establishment. Please try again later.
Can you perhaps source a voluntary lass? I’m open to options.
We unfortunately do not have the resources for it in this economy.
Looks like I just missed restaurant hours. What kind of services can the after 8 business provide?
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Twisted Murphy with two?
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