Kiddo chucked a tactical on the way out the door, all 3 of us copped it. No worries, we get cleaned up. As we’re taking his top layer off he poops. no worries, start cleaning that up only for him to let lose a piss covering everything. Yeah that one was harder to clean up.
I’d die if I had to clean that up; I’ve heard it’s something one just does when they become a parent; but I’d like a certification in hazmat cleanup before I even consider it haha
Agreed. I’ve been exposed to every bodily function a baby can produce. You just clean it up and continue with your day.
People talk about all their kid milestones but the one that really made my day was when he went to the toilet on his own without telling me about it first. That was a really, really great day.
Kiddo chucked a tactical on the way out the door, all 3 of us copped it. No worries, we get cleaned up. As we’re taking his top layer off he poops. no worries, start cleaning that up only for him to let lose a piss covering everything. Yeah that one was harder to clean up.
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I’d die if I had to clean that up; I’ve heard it’s something one just does when they become a parent; but I’d like a certification in hazmat cleanup before I even consider it haha
Doesn’t even remotely phase me these days. Cat shit is about 100 times worse.
Agreed. I’ve been exposed to every bodily function a baby can produce. You just clean it up and continue with your day.
People talk about all their kid milestones but the one that really made my day was when he went to the toilet on his own without telling me about it first. That was a really, really great day.
In related news: I don’t miss nappies. At all.
Nappies before solids arnt too bad, Im told when its solids time things get horrible.
You got the trifactor. Not a nice way to start the morning.
The only way is up now!