Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 25°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm

  • useless_modern_god
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    7 days ago

    Seems ok. Some examples of poor form might be eating a burger while:

    Attending a funeral

    While using a public toilet

    While getting a massage at the day spa

    Just to name a few…

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        7 days ago

        Next to the bed of somebody who is fasting for surgery. Thanks ‘Mom’

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        7 days ago

        burger in one hand, poop scoop in another, kneeling in front of the toilet

          • bacon
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            7 days ago

            It has not happened to us but we are certain it has happened in the multiverse.

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              I’ve never shat and chucked at the same time while snacking on a burger so yes I really do need this story.