Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 25°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm

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      7 days ago

      Next to the bed of somebody who is fasting for surgery. Thanks ‘Mom’

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      7 days ago

      burger in one hand, poop scoop in another, kneeling in front of the toilet

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          7 days ago

          It has not happened to us but we are certain it has happened in the multiverse.

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            7 days ago

            I’ve never shat and chucked at the same time while snacking on a burger so yes I really do need this story.