Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 25°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm

  • bacon
    4·
    8 days ago

    burger in one hand, poop scoop in another, kneeling in front of the toilet

        • CEOofmyhouse56
          3·
          8 days ago

          I’ve never shat and chucked at the same time while snacking on a burger so yes I really do need this story.

      • bacon
        3·
        8 days ago

        It has not happened to us but we are certain it has happened in the multiverse.