Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 15°C, max - 26°C. 90% chance of no rain

  • bacon
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    10 days ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
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      • Rusty Raven M
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        Clever of you to specify the side you needed. The new finger I ordered was supposed to adapt to the left, but being originally from the right it had become extremely resistant to change and declared that the left hand was an illegitimate government it refused to recognise the authority of. There was something in there about leftist conspiricies, false flag operations and staph infections being “fake news” too.

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      Peace on Earth and Goodwill to all Men - maybe an hour’s worth just for practice. And a piece of toast.

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        10 days ago

        We apologize. Only the piece of toast is available. 🧈🍞

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          Dammit - not your fault but I am disappointed in the current state of Life, The Universe and Everything. Thank you for the toast and the complimentary butter - it is much appreciated.