Clever of you to specify the side you needed. The new finger I ordered was supposed to adapt to the left, but being originally from the right it had become extremely resistant to change and declared that the left hand was an illegitimate government it refused to recognise the authority of. There was something in there about leftist conspiricies, false flag operations and staph infections being “fake news” too.
A new right shoulder?
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Clever of you to specify the side you needed. The new finger I ordered was supposed to adapt to the left, but being originally from the right it had become extremely resistant to change and declared that the left hand was an illegitimate government it refused to recognise the authority of. There was something in there about leftist conspiricies, false flag operations and staph infections being “fake news” too.