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    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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        We do not want you to get in trouble. The client will be nice to you at your next meeting.

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        As bacon is being a mature, good, kind, well rounded person I’ve got this order covered for ya:

        🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚

        🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚🟢🥚

        And as a bonus gift here’s some hard boiled eggs:

        ⛑️🥚⛑️🥚⛑️🥚⛑️🥚⛑️🥚⛑️🥚

        And some snakes to deal with the aftermath:

        ⚕️🐍⚕️🐍⚕️🐍

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      Massive craving for oysters again mate, haven’t had my fix recently and am struggling to make it to the weekend.

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        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪

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          Thank you so much for enabling my addiction.

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          I’m at the chemist atm and asked, but they don’t have any that Viagra that is moreish, chewable and accompanied with an acidic sauce :(

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        🐟🥑🍣🍣🍣

        such decadence

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          Ty chef. Any time I’m getting sushi rolls and get something other than salmon avo, I have regrets. I just get alllll salmon avo no matter how many