• bacon
    6·
    2 个月前

    You have now been promoted to head of IT

      • Duenan
        6·
        2 个月前

        Did you activate the self destruct button?

        • CEOofmyhouse56
          3·
          2 个月前

          It’s very easy to do. I go click click click with mouse and then “oh shit what’s happened” then I hurry away for someone else to fix.

          • bacon
            3·
            2 个月前

            You are further promoted to Chief Head of IT

    • Catfish
      6·
      2 个月前

      I have many buttons and wish to be appointed head of Incomprehensible Textiles

      thread wrap buttons

      • bacon
        3·
        2 个月前

        You have been appointed Head of Fashion and Culture

        • Catfish
          3·
          2 个月前

          Woo! Excessive bling for exeryone! ✨✨✨

        • TinyBreak
          5·
          2 个月前

          ok. Lets test you out.

          1. Say you know nothing about subject matter, are you going to go and make promises to the business around subject mater with 0 consultation with the experts?
          2. Microsoft release a shiny new product, do you: A) Wait for it to mature and industry feedback before testing to see if its a good fit for the business? B) Rush to deploy, consequences be damned having learnt nothing about the last time you did this and it was a complete disaster?
          3. A project has been committed. An approach has been agreed with the subject experts. Do you consult with your team before announcing a complete change in the approach and scope?

          Seriously. If you stop, listen and consult you would be 10x the department head than the one we have.

          • CEOofmyhouse56
            3·
            2 个月前
            1. I don’t make promises at all. Ever.
            2. I’ll give anything a crack but please keep in mind number 1.