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  • TinyBreak
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    1 year ago

    Kiddos gnawing on my finger. I think we might be in trouble here.

    • MeanElevator
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      1 year ago

      Once babies acquire a taste for human flesh you have continue feeding it to them.

      Not the best solution to the homeless situation, but a solution nonetheless.

      • Rusty Raven M
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        1 year ago

        I thought we were supposed to eat the rich? Have we changed the plan again and no one told me? I seem to miss all the memos, who do I contact to get my name put back on the email list?

        • just_kitten
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          1 year ago

          I’ve been chewing my nails and cuticles since I was 6 because I believe in a closed-loop system

        • MeanElevator
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          1 year ago

          Eating the rich is the goal. Eating the homeless is a temporary solution to satisfy hunger. They are not mutually exclusive.

          • Rusty Raven M
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            1 year ago

            Fair enough. Canabalism is arguably the most sustainable diet. Based on the the ecological footprint calculator I was looking at if I eat just 5 other people my current lifestyle would be sustainable. If I can eat 25 I can live the lifestyle of the rich!

            • MeanElevator
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              Now imagine if you could eat 25 rich people and gain their assets!!!

              Then of course you’d be in line to be eaten next, but since you’ve been not-rich before, you could probably fool the ravenous hordes.

              • Rusty Raven M
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                This could get mathematically complicated. If I eat 25 people, who are each living the lifestyle that is 25 times the sustainable amount and take their assets, I would have the assets to live the lifestyle of 625 sustainable people. So I would have to eat another 600 people to make it sustainable, which would in turn make it unsustainable. A terrible paradox.