Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 23 days agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🌸 Tuesday, August 27, 2024message-squaremessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🌸 Tuesday, August 27, 2024Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 23 days agomessage-square161fedilink
minus-squareTinyBreaklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 days agoAnd justify your own job before you make you redundant. I had to fire me after some pretty serious allegations of sexual harassment against myself.
minus-squaretombruzzolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 days agoOnce I finish setting this PC up I can finally let myself go… but then I’ll need to hire myself back as a contractor to maintain it
minus-squareTinyBreaklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 days agoAbsolutly. Dont forget to hold yourself to NON of the metrics your apply to your salaried staff. Also make sure your salaried staff know there is no budget for anything whilst you hire a dozen more contractors who deliver nothing.
And justify your own job before you make you redundant. I had to fire me after some pretty serious allegations of sexual harassment against myself.
Once I finish setting this PC up I can finally let myself go… but then I’ll need to hire myself back as a contractor to maintain it
Absolutly. Dont forget to hold yourself to NON of the metrics your apply to your salaried staff. Also make sure your salaried staff know there is no budget for anything whilst you hire a dozen more contractors who deliver nothing.