• TinyBreak
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    1 month ago

    Toddler took my phone. I asked for it back, he disappeared for a moment then handed me back the purple ring from his tower toy thing. He looks satisfied with our “trade” and buggers off again, only to leave the phone behind on the floor anyway.

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      1 month ago

      Is your son British? That sounds similar to what they did with countries…

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        1 month ago

        If he was British he would’ve pillaged whatever was valuable from the phone then left it.

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        1 month ago

        you mean liberate slaves from the Caliphates and Ottoman Empire?

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          1 month ago

          I didn’t take history, I have no clue who those people are