You want me to develop bioluminescence? Like a glowworm? That seems a bit too challenging for this time of morning.
Although I suspect there is a superhero storyline in there somewhere. “The Worm”. Looks like an ordinary guy with weird fashion sense, until he pulls down his pants and blinds his enemies with the power of his brightly shining backside.
Good morning sleepy bums. Time to rise and shine! ☀️
Not a chance. Rising may happen, but shining is someone else’s problem.
I’m up, but I’m leaving the shining to someone else
NO
That said I didn’t leave the heat on overnight and woke up from the cold.
Back on bed now. It is too dark and gloomy. And feels like 1C
I have arisen, however there seems to be a distinct lack of shining occuring.
The shining comes from within!
You want me to develop bioluminescence? Like a glowworm? That seems a bit too challenging for this time of morning.
Although I suspect there is a superhero storyline in there somewhere. “The Worm”. Looks like an ordinary guy with weird fashion sense, until he pulls down his pants and blinds his enemies with the power of his brightly shining backside.
Hey, what you do with a light sabre in the privacy of your own home is your business!
Or maybe an anglerfish?
🔥let’s gooooooooooo…!!!🔥
How dare you call out my sleepy, tired bum. It’s shy!
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You bring that sunshine into the world yourself!
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Getting harder and harder when it’s cold and yucky.