• bacon
    5·
    6 months ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    • Catfish
      6·
      6 months ago

      There is manflu in the house. An ambulance and some sorcerous chicken soup please.

        • BakuEnglish
          5·
          6 months ago

          23 minute response time. Tsk tsk tsk, bacumblance

          • Rusty Raven M
            7·
            6 months ago

            Services are all underfunded at the moment, be grateful you got a response at all and didn’t get your breakfast ramped for 4 hours.

            • Catfish
              4·
              6 months ago

              No kidding. I’ve never had to call one in reality but bloody hope someone properly slept and paid is available if that happens.

    • SpinMeAround
      4·
      6 months ago

      Steak (medium rare, please), with mushroom sauce, veggies and a glass of 2017 Barossa Shiraz. Please and thank you!

    • Bottom_racer
      4·
      6 months ago

      Could I please have a samosa with tamarind sauce but also the mint and coriander chutney.

      • numberfour002@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago

        I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.

        Unless your life insurance policy is all paid up and your Earthly affairs are in order, I hope it’s not a Boeing.