Some things need a remake. Lord of the Rings needed the remake and is now outstanding. Dune needed a remake, though I don’t know if the new one is good.
The Mummy did not need a remake.
Total Recall did not need a remake.
The Crow did not need a remake.
I’m shocked at how oddly nondescript it looks. It looks like a boring revenge flick. What’s up with all these revenge flicks anyway? Someone needs to make a cinematic universe revenge crossover spoof series. Where’s Leslie Nielsen when we needed him most. Oh, right. Yeah.
The crow remake looks like a piece of shit.
Time to torrent the old one and watch it tonight in 4k.
I’m fed up with remakes in general. Yes, there are purportedly only X number of plots, but you could at least try to make something new.
Some things need a remake. Lord of the Rings needed the remake and is now outstanding. Dune needed a remake, though I don’t know if the new one is good.
The Mummy did not need a remake.
Total Recall did not need a remake.
The Crow did not need a remake.
I’m shocked at how oddly nondescript it looks. It looks like a boring revenge flick. What’s up with all these revenge flicks anyway? Someone needs to make a cinematic universe revenge crossover spoof series. Where’s Leslie Nielsen when we needed him most. Oh, right. Yeah.