Well done Windies 🏏 Well done Sinner 🎾 🇮🇹

  • StudSpud The Starchy
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    11 months ago

    I drank half a bottle of orange juice and smashed a bunch of dried apricots and pears. Had issues in the toilet of the explosive nature, but I still feel the rumblings within.

    Pray for me

    • bananafungus
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      11 months ago

      This just gave me war flashbacks to the time I ate half a bag of dried apricots in the middle of a work day completely unaware of what they will ruthlessly do to your digestive tract.

    • melbaboutown
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      11 months ago

      That would be the sulfurous preservatives. The bowels of Hell are about to open in your bathroom

      (plus the sorbitol in the apricots and pears)

      • StudSpud The Starchy
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        11 months ago

        Ah ha! Now I know which chemicals are to blame for my problèmes de toilettes.

        Damn them, why are they so delicious 😭