This is not my circus, not my monkeys,
But there I stand with a red nose,
Coloured hair and wacky clothes,
Juggling emails, calls, managers and techies,
Being a phone monkey is taxing,
No reception, the clients are pissed,
So listen and do my best to assist,
But I’m left wanting, waning and waxing.
This is not my circus, not my monkeys,
But there I stand with a red nose,
Coloured hair and wacky clothes,
Juggling emails, calls, managers and techies,
Being a phone monkey is taxing,
No reception, the clients are pissed,
So listen and do my best to assist,
But I’m left wanting, waning and waxing.
I’m humming that to a Talking Heads tune