I’ve gotta buy jeans for the man today and his only stipulation is that they not be tight so they can accommodate his extra large shlong and crew. Jesus Christ. How do I convey that to the salesperson while keeping a straight face? “Scuse do they have ample roomage for the man junk cos i got measurements for everything else”?
I own 3, a traditional woolen one in my clans tartan with all of the dress accoutrements, a drill material utility kilt and a leather utility kilt. I agree, practical and look great and im all aboard the kilt train!!
I’ve gotta buy jeans for the man today and his only stipulation is that they not be tight so they can accommodate his extra large shlong and crew. Jesus Christ. How do I convey that to the salesperson while keeping a straight face? “Scuse do they have ample roomage for the man junk cos i got measurements for everything else”?
Ask for a roomy crotch
That’s a good idea. I’ll try not to laugh or point.
Can we normalise kilts? Seriously practical and good looking.
I own 3, a traditional woolen one in my clans tartan with all of the dress accoutrements, a drill material utility kilt and a leather utility kilt. I agree, practical and look great and im all aboard the kilt train!!
Then there would be discussions about the cod piece still.
may I suggest go one size up and get a belt
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. He lost 20kg so his old jeans look too baggy now. That’s the reason I’m buying new ones.
bring cucumber and mangoes