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  • StudSpud The Starchy
    11·
    1 year ago

    I swear to Alanis Morissette that if I don’t get this frackin’ job I’m going to eat my cat’s dryfood.
    Please offer me the job
    And I’ll be your phone monkey,
    I’ll upsell,
    Cross-sell,
    Side-sell,
    Slide into hell,
    If you pay me,
    Fortnightly
    Please tell me you like me…

    💀

      • calhoon2005
        6·
        1 year ago

        reminder that Dogma is available free on youtube as per Kevin Smith fucking with Weinstein.

        • halibutherring
          2·
          1 year ago

          Ah yes, upscaled to 4K by an AI algorithm and uploaded by the official YouTube account of someone named Dash.

          • calhoon2005
            1·
            1 year ago

            I guess I meant the director unofficially endorses YouTube/other postings of the movie as it stops any proceeds going to Weinstein who owns the rights.

    • Electronic_Owl
      5·
      1 year ago

      I swear to Alanis Morissette

      Is that a Dogma reference?! I love that film :)