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    1 year ago

    Despite a late start to the day owing to the crushing of candies in bed, I have broken my fast with long evenly shredded starch, and most importantly, ventured out to procure cow milk.

    The service of Force’s nipples is no longer required.

      • Force_majeure122
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        1 year ago

        Lately I’m feeling like y’all are only interested in me for my nipples 😞

        • Bacon
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          1 year ago

          First you offered us microwaved potato, then you introduced us to fish in a tin. It is only natural that you provide us with a drink to wash it all down.

          • just_kitten
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            I am concerned that this drink might come from… another body part.

            • Bacon
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              Google said “Watery white discharge can be a sign of eye irritation or a viral infection, such as viral conjunctivitis, an eye cold or ocular herpes.” Force might need medical assistance if that is the case.

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                Ocular herpes? I didn’t know that was even a thing. Why did I google it? Why?