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  • Bacon
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    1 year ago

    First you offered us microwaved potato, then you introduced us to fish in a tin. It is only natural that you provide us with a drink to wash it all down.

    • just_kitten
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      1 year ago

      I am concerned that this drink might come from… another body part.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        Google said “Watery white discharge can be a sign of eye irritation or a viral infection, such as viral conjunctivitis, an eye cold or ocular herpes.” Force might need medical assistance if that is the case.

        • PeelerSheila
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          1 year ago

          Ocular herpes? I didn’t know that was even a thing. Why did I google it? Why?