• Pilk
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    10 days ago

    Anyone want to work on their functional strength? It would be my honour to allow you to come over and mop my floors and scrub my bathroom.

      • Pilk
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        10 days ago

        OK a bit of hyperbole on my part but I don’t deny the filthy animal allegations.

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          10 days ago

          You make it sound like throwing you in the trough at the Laird would be welcome

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            10 days ago

            I’ve had a few trough guys at kink nights I’ve done security at.

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              10 days ago

              The infamous one I know is rather nice if you can ignore that bit

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                10 days ago

                TBH working as a bouncer, the 90s/00s BDSM crowd was probably my favourite for crowd behaviour. They didn’t get messy intoxicated. They were big on respect and consent. If anyone behaved really badly, they were ostracised from the community.

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            10 days ago

            Close but I’m the pisser not the pissee.

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              10 days ago

              Ah. Not my flag, but we never thought that 😺

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          😂

          Here’s a tip. Spray the shower with a cleaning product. Clean the basin, bath and floor then get in the shower and clean that, then yourself. You’ve got this!