Does anyone know of such a mythical device purchasable in such lands?

    • SalvoEnglish
      2·
      2 days ago

      Unless you get a vintage one with a wooden handle, most have a rubberised or plastic handle.

    • TaleyaEnglish
      2·
      2 days ago

      check your whistle and be saddened

      • dumblederpEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Toss the whistle. Annoying fucking things anyway.