Does anyone know of such a mythical device purchasable in such lands?

    • Salvo
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      Unless you get a vintage one with a wooden handle, most have a rubberised or plastic handle.

    • Taleya
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      check your whistle and be saddened

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        Toss the whistle. Annoying fucking things anyway.