Does anyone know of such a mythical device purchasable in such lands?

    • TaleyaEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      check your whistle and be saddened

      • dumblederpEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        Toss the whistle. Annoying fucking things anyway.

    • Salvo
      English
      2·
      3 months ago

      Unless you get a vintage one with a wooden handle, most have a rubberised or plastic handle.