Oh, I missed the “negative” bit! That’s a bit harder. Maybe you could set up an onlyfans with a live potato feed. That constant tension of never knowing exactly when the potato is going to be popped into the microwave and then consumed, it would draw tons of people in surely.
When a bunch of bills come out and I’m left with negative $28 in the bank until Friday.
disclaimer: not asking for donations, just ranting and whining lol
Edit: swallowed my pride and asked Dad for help again. I wish I was dead ffs
I will donate a poem.
Dog, fire, hat, cup.
Things are fucked up.
I give a haiku.
The cup of coffee is full.
It will be alright.
How are you seeing me drinking my coffee rn 👀
there’s your first customer
💰
I installed a pinhole camera.
🕳️
This means everything to me 😍
You’ll be fine, you could buy 12kg of potatoes from Coles with that and still have $1 left over!
Oh I don’t have $28; I have negative $28 lol. I’m thinking I’ll create an onlyfans… seems like I might actually need a side hustle…
Oh, I missed the “negative” bit! That’s a bit harder. Maybe you could set up an onlyfans with a live potato feed. That constant tension of never knowing exactly when the potato is going to be popped into the microwave and then consumed, it would draw tons of people in surely.
there are definitely people who would pay to watch Spud eat a potato.
sell your bathwater and old knickers 👍