Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 19°C, max - 29°C. 90% chance of no rain

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      9 hours ago

      🍄🫧🤸‍♂️

      and here is mysterious wand. Turns people into squishy meat 🪄

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      10 hours ago

      Surprising, never known a chef to get hungry! They say to never trust a skinny chef, anyway

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          10 hours ago

          If you don’t fix that hunger situation, you will be soon (maybe), and then I’m afraid I’ll have to take my overly complicated food orders I’ve never actually paid you for elsewhere!