Baku to MelbourneEnglish · edit-25 days agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🐤🕊️🦜 Sunday, 5 January, 2025message-squaremessage-square211fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🐤🕊️🦜 Sunday, 5 January, 2025Baku to MelbourneEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square211fedilinkfile-text
Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 23°C, max - 38°C. 90% chance of no rain HAPPY BIRD DAY!
minus-squarejust_kittenlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoIt might also be possible that you are a lizard
minus-squareForce_majeure123linkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoHmm well I do need to moisturise a decent amount… and I do switch between hibernating in my apartment for weeks at a time and going out and basking in the sun… And I do enjoy eating ants, months, and many other insects… You might be onto something
minus-squarejust_kittenlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoIf you have the ability to detach your butt when in danger and grow a new one then I think we have the answer
It might also be possible that you are a lizard
Hmm well I do need to moisturise a decent amount… and I do switch between hibernating in my apartment for weeks at a time and going out and basking in the sun… And I do enjoy eating ants, months, and many other insects… You might be onto something
If you have the ability to detach your butt when in danger and grow a new one then I think we have the answer