Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 23°C, max - 38°C. 90% chance of no rain

HAPPY BIRD DAY!

  • Force_majeure123
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    4 days ago

    Hmm well I do need to moisturise a decent amount… and I do switch between hibernating in my apartment for weeks at a time and going out and basking in the sun… And I do enjoy eating ants, months, and many other insects… You might be onto something

    • just_kitten
      2·
      4 days ago

      If you have the ability to detach your butt when in danger and grow a new one then I think we have the answer