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    17 hours ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
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      12 hours ago

      Me mom’s Christmas Turkey like that one year she had to cook instead of my Dad.

      It needs to be simultaneously dry, but yet completely raw and inedible inside, something you try and nuke to save but have to give up. Thanks in advance chef!

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        10 hours ago

        ☄️🦃🔥

        We are glad she cooked the turkey instead of your Dad. We frown upon cannibalism.

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      17 hours ago

      cheese, crackers and a big glass of baileys please chef 😘😘😘

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        17 hours ago

        The staff took some artistic liberty and carved the slice into potato shape🥔