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  • Rusty Raven M
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    I do not think it would be safe to collect pieces of the void and store them together. I’m pretty sure that’s how you make a black hole.

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      😂 I’m sure physicists would flock to your home to study a man-made black hole, organically sourced from your resident void

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        The physicists, along with everything else, would be sucked here whether they want to study the black hole or not. Then we’d apparently all be stretched out in a weird process, probably the same one that created the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I don’t really want to be pasta.

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          Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.