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  • Rusty Raven M
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    1 day ago

    The physicists, along with everything else, would be sucked here whether they want to study the black hole or not. Then we’d apparently all be stretched out in a weird process, probably the same one that created the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I don’t really want to be pasta.

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.