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    I can’t mention lebanese cucumbers without hearing “Why do you want them for when you got one right here…”. I fall for it every single time.

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        He’s proud of it until I try to grab the fruit basket then he apologises.

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      Pole, the brave maid wielded the pole against the slippery mouth monster wisely.

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          they are onto that most british of vices, paddling with paddles and shafts after they trimmed all the trees, now they are onto a rougher paddle 🤯

          I should explain, they are trying to cross a river but he doesn’t want to strain his body too much