Det. Sgt. “Bluey” Hills who […] was obese, drank heavily (even on duty), smoked heavily, visited local prostitutes, and would often enact physical violence on criminals.

What’s not to like? A true blue role model for the kids.

The cool kids are into Scales of Justice.

It’ll always be Bargearse to me https://youtu.be/Fahf77qzEnE?si=GXoPnU_FTTb0SLTs

It’s the six foot pollywaffles

Barge Arse?

not falling for the bait