• bacon
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    3 months ago

    sat on soda soaked into the seat on the train so now im standing in front of some ads waiting for it to dry so i dont look like i peed myself

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      3 months ago

      Oh bacon I’m sad to hear that but I am glad it was just soft drink. I hope the day gets better for you.

      A few weeks ago I used the public restroom and the stupid tap was so ferocious it spashed water on my top. Looked like I had dribbled on myself so I stuck my boobs under the hand dryer and someone walked in while I was shaking them.

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        3 months ago

        Could be worse. Our soap dispenser at work tends to clog a bit, sending ropes of white slimy goo flying in random directions, often ending up on your top (or once onto the top of the person next to me!).

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          3 months ago

          I once had an accident with a bottle of moisturiser in the hallway. The result was highly suspicious looking, but smelt better than that sort pf party.

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        3 months ago

        Thank you. It smells like caramel. I did use up all my luck getting a job this week. A bit of standing is reasonable payment.