The cat is… A cat. I usually get up at 6am on the weekdays and help my partner get up and ready for work. I tend to give the cat some food around the same time.

Well, he was pawing and scratching at the closet and my face at 6am. So I get up and put some food out, but he wasn’t hungry apparently. So I laid down on the couch and he just jumped up and fell asleep between my legs.

Asshole. Smart, dumb asshole.