• bacon
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    To whom it may concern:
    Simon is good. Please hire him.
    Yours sincerely,
    Melbourne DT

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      1 month ago

      In answer to your enquiry, Sir, I am happy to see that you’ve had the good sense to hire Mr Fluffybutt. He is and will be an excellent employee.

      • AJ Sadauskas@aus.social
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        1 month ago

        @Thornburywitch @bacon To all whom this may concern,

        I am writing to express my strong and sincere recommendation for Mr. Simon Fluffybutt as a candidate for this position.

        In his previous role, Simon unlocked substantial value, leading both directly and indirectly to a strengthening of the sales pipeline, while leveraging and fully capitalising on synergistic new opportunities for revenue growth.

        In a dynamic, fast-paced, lean, and agile environment, Simon demonstrates a natural flair for delivering outcomes while expertly liaising across multiple internal and external stakeholder groups with divergent expectations, while diligently managing competing priorities.

        He is both a dynamic self-starter who thrives when taking ownership of projects to drive strategic results, as well as a collaborative team player who works efficiently towards shared goals and KPIs.

        I have full confidence in Simon’s extensive expertise, knowledge, and skillset, which will contribute meaningfully and substantively to the long-term growth of your organisation going forward.

        If you have any questions in regards to this letter, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

        Kindest regards,

        AJ