• calhoon2005
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    Found out kidcalhoon2 has a kid in their class called Dante. I asked her if they were even supposed to be there. She’ll get the joke in about 20 years maybe.

    Edit - I’d just like add, this was off the cuff. I think it’s my best dad-joke ever. Kids didn’t get it, partner didn’t get it, had to message it to an old friend…he got it.

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      “37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
      “…In a row?”

      There’s so many good lines in it; it sits well in my top 5 favourite movies.

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          Clerks (1994) by Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob)

          Clerks II? Dogma? Mallrats? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

          Go sail the high seas and enjoy this bountiful booty of movies I have gifted ye!

          Edit: I cannot believe I forgot Chasing Amy 🤦‍♀️

          All part of Kevin Smith’s ‘View Askewniverse’

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            Ive seen Clerks so long ago 😬. The others I haven’t yet. 😊 Thanks :)