• Rusty Raven M
    9·
    11 months ago

    I don’t wanna go to work today. ☹️ Is anyone able to go in and impersonate me for a day instead? Can pay in zucchini.

      • Taleya
        4·
        11 months ago

        I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini

        • Rusty Raven M
          3·
          11 months ago

          Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.

      • Rusty Raven M
        3·
        11 months ago

        Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely no idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.

      • Rusty Raven M
        3·
        11 months ago

        That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?

          • Rusty Raven M
            2·
            11 months ago

            Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.

          • Rusty Raven M
            2·
            11 months ago

            As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.

            • Force_majeure123
              1·
              11 months ago

              I got the date wrong and ended up in 1024… It smelled really bad. Bloody typos.

              • Rusty Raven M
                2·
                11 months ago

                Did you mess up the location too? I would have expected Australia to mostly smell of eucalyptus and smoke at that timeframe.

                In any case I will provide 1 zucchini in appreciation for your efforts 🥒 (I have been training them to impersonate cucumbers, hope that’s ok)