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  • MeanElevator
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    1 year ago

    There appears to be some sunlight outdoors. What do I do in this situation?

    • ShibbyUp
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      1 year ago

      Close the curtains, you don’t want to get irradiated

    • just_kitten
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      1 year ago

      Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

      Or you could just shoot at it, Florida-style.

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        No thanks I rather not live in endless darkness. Remember the Sun produces warmth. Do you want to live in never ending dark and cold? Where nothing grows? 😢

        • Bacon
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          But we’ve got to do something about global warming. Nuke the Sun!

        • Duenan
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          1 year ago

          Rather strange to hear from the Sun Goddess herself.

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            Why is it strange? I’m for the Sun, others are talking about getting rid of it. I want the Sun. Give me that sunshine goodness that makes me happy. I swear I must’ve been a flower in my previous life because whenever the Sun shines on me. I stop, turn my head in the direction of the light and just bathe in the warmth. Sun = good! So not sure why you’re saying it’s rather strange??? I think you might’ve incorrectly read what I wrote above

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              Oh my gosh. Forgive my insolence oh mighty Goddess of the Sun.

              I have indeed misread your comment and this have made a fool on myself and insulted you.

              I have clearly not had enough sun today. I apologise and pray for your forgiveness.

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                Because you apologised, I’ve decided that you are forgiven this time. Hopefully you’ll get a chance for more Sun time in the future. Have a brilliant evening. ☀️

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      1 year ago

      OMG there is some here now too. Is it tracking us all down?

      Edit: it’s ok, its gone now. 🤣

      • MeanElevator
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        Slowly disappearing here too. I will continue to exercise caution until the situation is resolved.