• Rusty Raven M
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    10 months ago

    New guideline proposal: If celebrating with a BBQ, do not pour petrol on it.

    • Catfish
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      10 months ago

      Awww meanie kill joy.

      How about play the Vuvuzela with your butt then add chilli sauce?

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        10 months ago

        That sounds both uncomfortable and far too likely to end in a visit to the emergency room explaining how you just happened to be playing the vevuzela with your butt when you “slipped” on the chilli sauce. So I advise giving it a miss tonight when the emergency room will be extremely overrun. Perhaps give it a go on a nice quiet Wednesday night when the Emergency Room staff will appreciate the chance for a good laugh?