That sounds both uncomfortable and far too likely to end in a visit to the emergency room explaining how you just happened to be playing the vevuzela with your butt when you “slipped” on the chilli sauce. So I advise giving it a miss tonight when the emergency room will be extremely overrun. Perhaps give it a go on a nice quiet Wednesday night when the Emergency Room staff will appreciate the chance for a good laugh?
That sounds both uncomfortable and far too likely to end in a visit to the emergency room explaining how you just happened to be playing the vevuzela with your butt when you “slipped” on the chilli sauce. So I advise giving it a miss tonight when the emergency room will be extremely overrun. Perhaps give it a go on a nice quiet Wednesday night when the Emergency Room staff will appreciate the chance for a good laugh?