• TinyBreak
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    11 months ago

    Mrs is at work so it’s a dad/kiddo day. She’s been gone 2 hours and he’s already managed to smash his head on the floor. Nice going dad. Having to call the Mrs and be like “yo this happened” on day 1 is not a good start.

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      11 months ago

      i managed to smash my head on the wall, while sitting in bed, with 4 adults beside me

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        11 months ago

        I’ve managed to fall up stairs before. I always thought that was an achievement.

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      11 months ago

      I dove off a chest of drawers onto my head, and bit through my lip as a baby, my lip is still a little lopsided. Kids are tough!